LOCK: I wanna do it

BARREL:Let's draw straws

SHOCK: Jack said we should work together

BARREL: Three of a kind

LOCK: Birds of a feather

ALL THREE: Now and forever Wheeee
La la lala lala la La lala la! La lalalallala Lala lala la!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

SHOCKL First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate

LOCK: Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up

ALL THREE: Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks

SHOCK: Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man

LOCK AND SHOCK: Can take the whole thing over then

ALL THREE: He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare Wheeee

OOGIE BOOGIE: Woo

BUG: AH!!

LOCK: I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more

SHOCK: You're so stupid, think now
lf we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces and then...

LOCK AND SHOCK: Jack will beat us black and green

ALL THREE: Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad

LOCK AND SHOCK: Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list

SHOCK: I'd get out of town

BARREL: He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I'll bet

LOCK AND BARREL: Perhaps he'll make his special brew

ALL THREE: Of snake and spider stew! Mmm!
We're his little henchmen and
We take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side

SHOCK: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

BARREL: I'm not the dumb one

LOCK: You're no fun

SHOCK: Shut up

LOCK: Make me

SHOCK: I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity

BARREL AND SHOCK: ...entices him to look inside
and then we'll have him
One, two, three

LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key